A Marvelous Tea Party

I've been to a marvelous Party,
With Bubba, and Sarah and Jules
We wore Patriot hats
and removeable tats
Rode Harleys and acted like fools.

We drew a mustache on Obama
And spat at the mention of Gore

And we all knew the fun was about to begin
When Bubba hung eight teabags from his hats brim
And shouted the N-word and "Let's Impeach Him"
And I couldn't have liked it much more.

Yes I've been to a marvelous Party
To meet twenty thousand like me
OK, it was not
As large as we thought
We numbered six hundred and three.

We ranted and railed about taxes,
Obama's tax cuts we ignored.

And we all know the fun was about to begin
When Alaska's ex-governor Sarah Palin
Said You Betcha! Next time we won't quit…we will win!
And I couldn't have liked it much more.